Robots...

Science has proved that robots will take over the world on or around April 16^th, 2032. In preparation for this day I am practicing my robot dancing and robot noises so I can assimilate faster in the hopes that our new robot masters will think I am showing great initiative and give me better treatment. I urge you all to do the same.*

*No. Robots are not making me write this. That would be ridiculous. You have a crazy imagination. What did you think? A couple of robots kidnapped me and forced me to write whatever they told me? That would never happen. My computer wrote it for me.