New site! Sort of...

So, I'm building a web site because I'm a nerd. Its called mormie.com. You can check it out now. The idea is to move my blog there someday when I learn how to do that. Knowing me, that could be a while. Anyways, check out the site, give me some feedback. Any reasonable suggestions would be greatly appreciated (keyword is reasonable).

Funny story...

Funny story for you. I accidentally deleted this blog. Luckily, Google is prepared for illiterate idiots like me! So I got it back. But now I have to give up my first born child to Google.

Birds...

Whenever I see a bird hopping around on the ground, I like to pretend its a dinosaur. Its fun until I realize that there are many dinosaurs surrounding me. Then it becomes a little scary. That's when I go back to pretending that they are birds. In 5 minutes I forget and do it all over again.

Geek vs. Nerd...

I was recently at a dinner party*. We came upon the discussion of what a nerd was. We talked on this subject matter for a few minutes. Then another member of our group asked, "Well, what's a geek then?" We began describing what a geek was. But we were having trouble. No one was quite happy with the definitions we were coming up with. It seemed that no one could adequately describe what either was.

Now, I'm not going to put what I think a geek or nerd is just yet because I don't want it swaying what you write. I don't want you to read what I say and think, "Wow. Sam makes a very persuasive and logical argument as to what the difference between a geek and a nerd is. He is obviously right (and it might be safe to say a genius), so I'll use his definitions." I'm glad you think all that, but we don't want that. You can do this without my help. Yes, you can. Even you. Especially You.

So I want to know what you think the difference is. Maybe there is no difference. I hear the words used interchangeably, but I believe that is incorrect usage of the words. I believe that there is a difference. I just cannot put my finger on it. Tell me what you think, please. I asked nicely, so that means you have to...or else. Just kidding. But seriously, do it.



*Let me explain what I mean. I was with some friends and we were eating chips and drinking soda (the dinner part) and we were playing some Xbox (the party part). I chose to use dinner party because make me sound more sophisticated. You are probably saying right now "Sam, you're crazy! You're the most sophisticated guy I know!" And to you I say, "Thank you. I really appreciate that, but I didn't even know how to spell sophisticated. The little demons inside of my computer did it for me. But I appreciate the support!"

If You Asked Me...

If you asked me what one of my biggest fears was, I would have to say waking up as some delicious dessert. Why you ask? It's because I don't think I would have the self-restraint to stop from eating myself. There you have it.

And before you start sending me e-mails, texts, and messenger pigeons whining about how I stole this from Community, I know I did. Let me tell you why. As I watched Troy tell his fear, it struck me: that would be a terrible thing! I would hate for that to happen to me. therefore, it is one of my biggest fears.

Bear Fights (Part II)...

Some of you have asked me what I would do in the earlier posted scenario. So this is what I would do:

1.Realize that the bear is in fact a man in a bear suit,
2.Go up to him and compliment him on the realism of his outfit, and
3.Go back to my campsite and have a dance party with him.

Pretty simple actually.

Bear Fights...

Imagine you're on a nice walk in the woods. Everything is perfect--birds chirping, good smelling pine trees, sun shining. You look up the trail and your eyes widen. A bear is up ahead.What do you do? Good question.