If You Asked Me...

If you asked me what one of my biggest fears was, I would have to say waking up as some delicious dessert. Why you ask? It's because I don't think I would have the self-restraint to stop from eating myself. There you have it.

And before you start sending me e-mails, texts, and messenger pigeons whining about how I stole this from Community, I know I did. Let me tell you why. As I watched Troy tell his fear, it struck me: that would be a terrible thing! I would hate for that to happen to me. therefore, it is one of my biggest fears.

Bear Fights (Part II)...

Some of you have asked me what I would do in the earlier posted scenario. So this is what I would do:

1.Realize that the bear is in fact a man in a bear suit,
2.Go up to him and compliment him on the realism of his outfit, and
3.Go back to my campsite and have a dance party with him.

Pretty simple actually.

Bear Fights...

Imagine you're on a nice walk in the woods. Everything is perfect--birds chirping, good smelling pine trees, sun shining. You look up the trail and your eyes widen. A bear is up ahead.What do you do? Good question.

Where You Are...

I realized something today. It's not what is in a place that makes it fun, it's who is there that makes it fun. I could be in a boring cement room, but be perfectly happy if Batman was there. Imagine how cool that would be! Batman and you in a room! He could show you all of his sweet arm blades and karate skills. And of course he would be talking in that sweet voice.

What I am trying to say is that no matter where you are, you can have fun if you have the right people with you. So next time you are going somewhere "boring", get your friends to go with you. And if they don't want to go, drug them and kidnap them so they have to come with you.

(If you don't have any friends, make some. Fast.)

I Have Concluded...

If you have been wondering (you probably haven't, but I have), Rexburg water is worse than Provo city water. This is my conclusion. Just for your information.

Rexburg, Idaho...

Not much can be said about Rexburg, Idaho. Mainly because there is not much here. There are a couple of Subway's. About 2 per person to be precise. Why? I don't know. The most happening place is Walmart. And there is a pretty cool park: Porter's Park.

However, one good thing can be said about Rexburg is Craigo's. This place is an amazing pizza and pasta buffet. Eat 'til your stomach explodes. That's what I do.

Well I'm here for another week or so.

I Once Learned Something...

I once learned something long ago. I forget what it was. Deal with it. All I know is that I didn't like it. So I decided to never do it again.