When I Grow Up...

When I grow up, I want to be an Intergalactic Space Pirate. Maybe I will be so infamous they will make comic books and TV shows about me. Maybe a movie or two. That would be pretty cool. Now I’m pretty excited to grow up!

My Thoughts

Sometimes I think it would be fun and/or interesting if I had intelligent thoughts. So the other day I decided to sit down and think about how public schools stifle the creativity of their students through their focus on standardized testing. I soon became bored with that and proceeded to see how many Oreos I could fit in my mouth.*

*4. That’s how many Oreos I fit in mouth before I couldn’t resist the urge to eat them anymore.

Weddings...

Wouldn’t it be sad if someone missed their older brother’s wedding because he thought that his brother was just joking and the rest of his family was in on the joke? Yeah, that defiantly did not happen to me last weekend.

Robots...

Science has proved that robots will take over the world on or around April 16^th, 2032. In preparation for this day I am practicing my robot dancing and robot noises so I can assimilate faster in the hopes that our new robot masters will think I am showing great initiative and give me better treatment. I urge you all to do the same.*

*No. Robots are not making me write this. That would be ridiculous. You have a crazy imagination. What did you think? A couple of robots kidnapped me and forced me to write whatever they told me? That would never happen. My computer wrote it for me.

New site! Sort of...

So, I'm building a web site because I'm a nerd. Its called mormie.com. You can check it out now. The idea is to move my blog there someday when I learn how to do that. Knowing me, that could be a while. Anyways, check out the site, give me some feedback. Any reasonable suggestions would be greatly appreciated (keyword is reasonable).

Funny story...

Funny story for you. I accidentally deleted this blog. Luckily, Google is prepared for illiterate idiots like me! So I got it back. But now I have to give up my first born child to Google.

Birds...

Whenever I see a bird hopping around on the ground, I like to pretend its a dinosaur. Its fun until I realize that there are many dinosaurs surrounding me. Then it becomes a little scary. That's when I go back to pretending that they are birds. In 5 minutes I forget and do it all over again.