Thursday, April 29, 2010

Where You Are...

I realized something today. It's not what is in a place that makes it fun, it's who is there that makes it fun. I could be in a boring cement room, but be perfectly happy if Batman was there. Imagine how cool that would be! Batman and you in a room! He could show you all of his sweet arm blades and karate skills. And of course he would be talking in that sweet voice.

What I am trying to say is that no matter where you are, you can have fun if you have the right people with you. So next time you are going somewhere "boring", get your friends to go with you. And if they don't want to go, drug them and kidnap them so they have to come with you.

(If you don't have any friends, make some. Fast.)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Have Concluded...

If you have been wondering (you probably haven't, but I have), Rexburg water is worse than Provo city water. This is my conclusion. Just for your information.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Rexburg, Idaho...

Not much can be said about Rexburg, Idaho. Mainly because there is not much here. There are a couple of Subway's. About 2 per person to be precise. Why? I don't know. The most happening place is Walmart. And there is a pretty cool park: Porter's Park.

However, one good thing can be said about Rexburg is Craigo's. This place is an amazing pizza and pasta buffet. Eat 'til your stomach explodes. That's what I do.

Well I'm here for another week or so.

Friday, April 16, 2010

I Once Learned Something...

I once learned something long ago. I forget what it was. Deal with it. All I know is that I didn't like it. So I decided to never do it again.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

My Final Days...

I should be packing. But instead I am wondering how cool it would be if I were to draw stuff all over my walls in invisible ink. That way if the person who will eventually move into my room happened to have a black light, they would be like "Whoa!"

I would do something cool like draw a treasure map. Of course that would mean that I would have to go bury something. Maybe I should think this through more.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Brushing My Teeth...

When I brush my teeth, I like to make it look like I have rabies.

Friends...

Friends are a hard thing to have. They become your family and you love them. They were there during the good times, but more importantly they were there during the hard times. But sometimes you are asked to leave them, and its heartbreaking. That's what makes having friends so hard. You know that you may never see them again. It rips you apart inside. But all you can do is say okay and hope that everything will work out for the best.


Sorry, that wasn't very funny. So I will leave you with the world's funniest joke:


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Monday, April 12, 2010

A Hidden SNL Digital Short...

I have never seen this one before. I enjoyed it. Maybe you will too. Maybe you won't. I don't really care either way.

A Serious Matter for Once...

Let's have a little chat.

Usually I ask people for money for myself. This time it's a little different.

The is a country in Africa called Uganda. In that country there are people who need eye surgeries but cannot afford them. I know, it's very sad. However, you can help. There is a site called The Tipping Bucket. They are currently trying to raise $3000 to perform eye surgeries in Uganda. They are currently a little over $1700 short. That's where you can help! Go on over to their site and donate a little. You can give a lot or you can give a little (give a lot, you know you want to).

Please help. You'll feel all fuzzy inside. Again the site is tippingbucket.org, go there now. And they are only collecting money for a few more days, so hurry! Tell everyone you know! Everyone can help, especially you!

Batman would donate, so shouldn't you?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

My Life...

As I sit here I can't help but think about everything I have to do--write papers, study for finals, write more papers, pack up and move. With all these pressing issues, one keeps coming back to mind over and over. What is that you say? Well I'll tell you! Why in the world is grass-type super-effective against water-type!? It makes no sense! Yes electric-type being super-effective against water-types makes sense. But grass? It just doesn't make sense.

I guess we may never know. Some things are just aren't meant to be figured out I guess.

Friday, April 2, 2010